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gah dam originality

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it's my page, i can do what i want with it. but i pretty much just use this to share random stuff that i think is interesting.

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many people are entertained by completely useless shit. i try to post things which will enlighten or entertain in some way.

(epiphany)
every person has presumptions. these presumptions are often the causes of negative aspects of life. the less you care (about what brands people wear, about what their hairstyle looks like, about their accent, about their colour of skin) the more you erase those presumptions. when you reach the point of absolutely not caring at all, you have erased everything and therefore have the ability to discern the value of each and every person. transparency is love.

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you know that single momentary yet eternal point of anger when you feel an uncontrollable urge to yell "jesus fucking christ!!!!"? well thats magic right there. complete neural stimulation. nothing comes close to it.

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philosophy. what i think. what you think. does it matter? respect the earth and people and goodness and all that shit. old story. retold.

(speculation)
wull i git t'thinkin' that there ain't enough peace in this here world. an' that them theres people need t'git their shit t'gither an' quit this long runnin' game o' politics. start thinkin' smart like an' not worryin' one way or another about who's shit don't stink. theys bin spendin' too much time bickerin' 'n fightin' over religion an' such that i cain't tell who's 'n who's not off 'ees rocker! but that's jus' me. you think whatcha effin well please. in the mean time, i'm gonna share the music and art and literature an' all that i think should be known by you'unz an' this here world. so take a gander, iffen ya please.

(speculation)
no one should care how many kids angelina jolie has. snooki isn't worth your time. fred isn't funny. kesha can't sing. it doesn't matter who kim kardashian is fucking. no one should know that lindsay lohan has insufflated cocaine. justin bieber isn't pretty. will smith's marital issues aren't your business. the sexiest man/woman alive can't be determined. you should not know or care if lady gaga has a penis. you shouldn't give a fuck if beyonce is pregnant or not. tom cruise's religious status isn't important. america's idol is most likely a bullshitter. it doesn't matter what ricky gervais says about jodie foster. only an asshole would care what rihanna smokes on the beach. ...

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  • truisms about Sascha Konietzko

    many people make so called jokes about chuck norris. i hardly think he is deserving of the omnipotence commonly associated with him. however, there is a more likely candidate for these outrageous statements (but theyre not outrageous when applied to this man.)

    #1 Sascha Konietzko is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

    #37 In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Sascha Konietzko turned that wine into beer.

    #44 Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Sascha Konietzko can kill 100 percent of whatever the hell he wants.

    #6 Sascha Konietzko’s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Sascha Konietzko.

    #17 Give a man a fish, and you will feed him for a day. Give a man anything that is better than a fish, and Sascha Konietzko will beat his ass and take it.

    #20 Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Sascha Konietzko.

    #64 Once a cobra bit Sascha Konietzko’s leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

    #76 Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Sascha Konietzko gets too hot.

    #88 Sascha Konietzko’s dog is trained to pick up its own poop because Sascha Konietzko will not take crap from anyone.

    #99 The quickest way to a man’s heart is with Sascha Konietzko’s fist.

    Tagged: sasascha konietzko kmfdm music industrial electronic chuck norris

    Posted on January 4, 2012 with 43 notes

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